MAMA'S BOY BAIL BONDS COMMERCIAL SCENE                        ONE                                   Man holding pay telephone receiver in his hand talking to the camera, then waves his other hand containing a dried-up-looking sandwich and a shriveled piece of fruit,   The camera pans back and there is a  bunch of angry, violent-looking men lined up behind him, snarling and advancing on him, in a room with bars on the windows as he turns from the camera and yells frantically into the phone as the Voice-over begins MAN-ON-PHONE:  I bet you think I'm going to call  Momma's Boy Bail Bonds, just like all these other guys, huh? Call Momma's Boy Bail and get out of jail. That's what they all told me.  Just call Momma's Boy Bail Bonds and they'll take care of the rest.Yeah, I know they give you prompt, courteous service, they get you out fast  and always treat you with respect. But let me tell you,. I didn't get where I am today by doing what everybody else does. That's for sissies and losers.Sure, I could call Momma's Boy  Bail Bonds and they'd have me out of here in no time, but who says I want to get out  anyway? I got everything I could want right here. Free accommodations, good food, good friends.I don't need Momma's Boy Bail Bonds. All I need is …… my …. MOMMA! TWO The same man is now walking out of the jail smiling and into the arms of a motherly-looking woman in a T-shirt that says "Momma's Boy Bail Bonds" wraps her arms around him and gives him a big hug V/O: When you're in a jam even  your mother can't get you out of do the smart thing. Call Momma's Boy Bail Bonds at 1-800- ____ _______ That's 1-800 _____ _______ . Momma's Boy  Bail to get out of jail. BACK TO ADS AND COMMERCIALS PAGE BACK TO HOME PAGE